I just read what very well might be the most genius thing I have read in a long time.  I'm sure some of you have heard of that song/commencement speech from Baz Luhrmann "Everybody's Free." This takes that to a whole new level that is absolutely genius.  I think everyone out there can relate to at least some if not all of this. 

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Guess what, fuckos? Party's over. You're out of college now, and your parents are now too poor to nurse you through grad school. No more fantasy life for you. No more ice luges. No more intellectual discourse. No more ripe teenage pussy. That's all over now. YOU ARE FUCKED. Your days will now consist of searching for a job in a marketplace where no available job of any sort fucking exists. Your commencement speaker will probably tell you your class "faces enormous challenges," or some bullshit euphemism like that. This is a lie. A challenge is something you can overcome. You, on the other hand, are completely, unavoidably fucked. You're not going to cure cancer. You're not going to stop wars. You're not going to save the planet. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a $2 coupon for Honey Nut Cheerios one day. That will be about it.

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Then he goes into tons of bullet points like the following:

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Weekends will stop being fun. During weekdays, you get to sit at a desk and look at Keyboard Cat videos.

During the weekend, you get to pull weeds, install smoke detectors, and feed screaming children. Guess which part of the week is more enjoyable? HAPPY MONDAY, FUCKO.

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Totally the most amazing article i've read in forever and I highlight suggest you read the rest.  Drew Magary you are my hero.

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